Editor’s Note: That’s not really my head in the picture, but a reasonable facsimile… If anything, it’s a bit hairier than I am.
So I have my clippers out the other night and I’m cutting my own hair. (A nice 3/8″ buzz all around.)
Diane: “You’re getting hair all over the place.”
Me: “We have a dog. Where do we not have hair all over the place?”
Diane: (Points at the top of my head.) “Here.”
P.S. At Diane’s suggestion…